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The Orgasm Jab?! I`m not making this up...Posted Thursday, June 19, 2008 to PROCEDURES > Body Posted by Mike Roe, Copywriter As you probably already know, Atlantic Publishing recently named me one of the nation's Top SEO copywriters. Yes, it did come with a bowl of soup. Anyway, while I like writing Web site copy, as an advertising copywriter, taglines are my specialty. So, after reading about how surgeons are now injecting FDA-approved collagen into the G-Spot to improve its sensitivity, increase its width and raise its height, a single tagline immediately came to mind - "Collagen. Get Some." Or, as every client likes ripping off another successful campaign, how about – "Got Collagen? Get Some." Looking online, I found a site that uses the tagline "Feel the Rush" to promote the non-surgical procedure (very nice!).
The goal of the procedure is to make the G-Spot an easier target for men trying to "hit that." The benefit for women is that the G-Shot reportedly allows them to have "constant multiple orgasms" that go on and on and on and on for hours and hours and hours. Caroline Cushworth, the first British woman to elect the Orgasm Jab, was quoted in an article on the Daily Mail's Web site ("I've had the G-shot... and YES, YES, YES, my sex life has never been better"), as saying "... the whole thing was so intense I was actually a bit scared. I was so overcome, but thankfully, the intensity is something I've got used to. I still have multiple orgasms every time I have sex, but they no longer leave me flat on my back." No they don't. Many times, they leave her flat on her stomach... on her side... leaning against a wall... on the kitchen table... sprawled across the hood of her Jaguar. Seriously, somewhere Sting has got to be getting stressed, and I'm loving it!!! Better quit all that touring (please!) and get back to focusing on what you do best. And, no, I'm not talking about yoga, but rather telling us how great you are at everything you do. Tell us, don't show us. Okay, back to the lecture at hand. Apparently the Orgasm Jab or G-Spot Amplification procedure was invented and trademarked in 2005 by Los Angeles gynecologist and plastic surgeon Dr. David Matlock. The non-surgical procedure costs approximately $1,700 (a lot of bang for your buck), and is very similar to how collagen is used to plump up thin lips. During the procedure, collagen is injected into the pea-sized G-Spot, enlarging it for up to four months and supposedly resulting in longer, more intense orgasms. "Ask your doctor if Orgasm Jab is right for you." ;-) Anyway, unlike many cosmetic medical procedures, downtime here is something you actually look forward to. Fact is you can be back in bed again hitting it within just a few hours of receiving the G-Shot (the only downtime here probably is all the time you'll need to set aside for those hours and hours of constant orgasms). Don't worry. You'll get used to it. I did. Justin Berton reports in an article on the San Francisco Chronicle Web site ("Enhanced romance. The G-Shot - Is it the latest panacea to improve your love life?") that between June 2005 and June 2007 approximately 250 women in the U.S. elected the G-Spot Amplification. Did it hit the spot? Well, the aforementioned Dr. Matlock said he conducted a pilot study based on a 20-person sample and of those who responded, 85% said the G-Shot was a success! It's like that and like this and like that. Oh, if you're a guy reading this, you're probably thinking "G-Spot... what?" You're not alone, guy. Like Unicorns or Leprechauns or Draculas, both men and women have debated the existence of the G-Spot since German gynecologist Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg first described it in the International Journal of Sexology back in 1950 (know where I'm off to after writing this? eBay!). Anyway, unlike Sting, show us, Dr. G, don't tell us. Until the next episode... 1 Comments | Share | Save to Favorites Report Abuse| Rate It: Add Comment |
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Posted Wednesday, July 2, 2008, by anonymous Report Abuse I was going in to have breast enlargement anyway so I had the g-shot too. I figured, I`m trying to look more sexual anyway so why not be more sexual too. My breasts are for my husband and others to enjoy but my g-shot is just for me. My orgasms have become very powerful, frequent, and easy to have anytime I want. It helps me feel horny and ready for sex all day. Very addictive and i love it. Any gal who enjoys sex and is already in an open, sexual relationship should have this. Your partner should be open to alternatives like masturbation and oral and be supportive of your increased need. You`re going to need it. martheb123@yahoo.com |
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