Her breasts defy gravity! Witch!!!

Posted Thursday, April 10, 2008 to PROCEDURES > Breast

Posted by Mike Roe, Copywriter

So, I was blogging this past evening for a plastic surgeon who specializes in Long Island breast enlargement when I came across the post, "Does Courteney Cox have breast augmentation?" Does she or did she? Either way, the answer is the same-who knows? Although I truly wish it were, who cares? Unfortunately, the fact is everyone cares. You're here now because you probably conducted an online search for, "courteney cox breast augmentation" or "courteney cox plastic surgery." Actually, I take that back. Knowing how most people conduct their searches online, it's more likely that you keyed in, "did biggest courtnay boobs cox surgery LA ???"

Welcome.

Whether or not Courteney Cox had breast augmentation, the post claimed, was, "a million-dollar question." A million dollar question, or the million-dollar question? Honestly, what's the big deal? Even if she did have breast implants, she's certainly not the first woman to do so, and she won't be the last. You see, I work in this industry, and although I shouldn't be telling you this (it's a trade secret, so please try to keep it to yourself), breast augmentation is the most popular surgical cosmetic procedure in the United States. In fact, just between you and I, in 2007, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that 347,500 of the procedures were performed here in the U.S.

Anyway, why do we care whether or not Courteney Cox had breast augmentation? Because she's a celebrity. Right. And for those of you out there who aren't as familiar with Courteney's body of work as you are apparently interested in the work she's maybe had done on her body, the actress is famous for dancing with Bruce Springsteen in his video, "Dancing In the Dark," as well as for appearing in the film, "Masters of the Universe." Okay, yeah, she was also on a pretty popular TV show called, "Murder, She Wrote."

Anyway, in the post, "Does Courteney Cox have breast augmentation," the writer stated, "Cox could not possibly have full breasts on such a skinny body frame without cosmetic surgery." The post went on to say, "her breasts continue to defy gravity even after giving birth." Demon woman! Come on! Again, who cares?! Again, everyone.

A few years back, I read the book, "Life: The Movie. How Entertainment Conquered Reality" (Neal Gabler). In it, the author had a bit about how we can picture a celebrity's face (I think his example was Jack Nicholson's) in so much more detail than even the face of a family member. Try it.

Honestly, what is it with our obsession with...

... celebrity?

... breasts?

... celebrity breasts?

As I mentioned, we work with a board certified plastic surgeon by the name of Dr. James Romanelli. He not only specializes in Long Island breast enlargement, but at Houston's Baylor College of Medicine, he trained with the two inventors of the silicone breast implants. Dr. Romanelli was also one of a select group of investigative plastic surgeons chosen for three FDA-approved silicone gel (Gummy Bear) breast implant studies, sponsored by Mentor and Inamed. So, I think we can all agree that he knows a thing or two about breast augmentation. The fact is breast implants simply help women with underdeveloped breasts or those whose breasts have shrunk or lost volume due to weight loss and/or pregnancy to achieve the size and shape they desire. Big deal, right? It certainly is to the women electing surgery. It shouldn't be to us.

Anyway, Courteney, if you're reading this, please know I'm maybe the one guy in the country who doesn't care in the slightest whether or not you've had plastic surgery to enhance your breasts. All I'm trying to say is that I like your new "friends" much better than your old ones.

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