Open Letter to Dudes Everywhere About Breast Reduction for Men (Reduction MANaplasty/GUYnecomastia)
Posted Saturday, March 29, 2008 to PROCEDURES > Body
Posted by
Mike Roe, Copywriter
Hey!
Man, it’s been a long time since we’ve talked! Sorry I haven’t written, but I’ve been sort of busy. Remember that piece I wrote here last fall called, “All I Want for Christmas Is My Man Boobs Gone”? You do! Well, that led to writing the male breast reduction page for the Guy’s Guide to Plastic Surgery. Actually, I wrote the whole site! Besides writing, I’ve also been doing a lot of reading as of late. I really enjoyed the updated Gynecomastia page at the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS) site. I highly recommend it! A real page scroller!
But, hey, enough about me. What’s new with you, my man?! Not much, huh? I mean, obviously as you’re here reading this, then you probably haven’t done a lot - anything - over the winter about your “woman-like breasts.” Sorry to hear it. Not as sorry as you. No, I suppose not. Well, enough about last year. It’s the past. Let’s talk about the future. I cannot wait to get to the beach and feel the warm sun on my skin again. You got any big plans for summer? Oh, telling your friends and co-workers that you always wear two t-shirts at the beach because, well, you burn easily. Again, sorry to hear it. No, no. You’re right. No one goes to the beach anymore anyway. I was just joking. No, I know–it’s not like there’s anything to do there. Well, anyway, how’s work? People call you, “moobs.” Really? What?! “How they hangin’?” No they don’t. They do, huh? Where do people learn stuff like that? They read the man boobs piece I wrote here. Yeah. Again, sorry. Well, how’s the family? Your kids saw you getting out of the shower and accidentally called you, mom? No! I’m not laughing! Well, all I can suggest is maybe you not wrap the towel around your chest. Come on! I was joking. No, it’s not funny. Not at all.
Well, it’s been… fun, but I should probably go. Oh, yeah, totally; let’s keep in touch. So… okay, then. Well… bye.
Mike
P.S. The ASPS recently released its National Plastic Surgery Statistics, and in 2007, over 21,000 male breast reduction procedures were performed here in the United States. That’s a 7% increase over the previous year’s numbers. If you’re living with overly large breasts (and studies suggest 40 to 60% of men are), you should know you don’t have to. Male breast reduction surgery can help you to achieve a more masculine looking chest that’s firmer and flatter. The procedure only takes about 2 hours, and most men are able to resume normal activities after just a couple months.
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